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The Technology Revolution
"I'm in way over my head"
"The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that converts hindsite into foresight."
H-D TV, 3-D TV.
"Bad news, Chief. All our self-driving cars escaped during the night."
'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'
Country yokel heads for the city.
'This problem has been my life's work. I planned to devote my remainig years to it. It's just been solved in four seconds.'
'Now don't panic. Not everything was erased. We still have loads of data on rainfall, upholstery and jaywalking.'
Product development says it's based on the latest technology.
'I have millions of answers...how about a few questions.'
"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."
Knight Riding Towards PC With Lance.
'If to err is human, how do you explain this mess?'
Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.
"No! I'm not waiting in line for an iPhone. I live here!"
'According to our home computer, we should buy some furniture.'
'The beauty of this system is that there are a few small errors programmed into it, which helps to avoid local depersonalization.'
'It can print information at the rate of 5,600 words per minute. Run a help wanted ad for someone who can read 5,600 words per minute.'
'Sure it's depressing. This thing has a memory of 3 trillion bits, and I can't recall what I had for lunch.'
'What disturbs me most is the growing impersonality of daily life.'
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'
'We must now have the ability to predict many events with much certainty. Unfortunately, most of them are elections.'