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"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"
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"We've checked, and it's fine with women."
Three cheers for advertising.
'I like to think our false and deceptive advertising is falser and more deceptive than anyone else's false and deceptive advertising.'
"I realize you were accustomed to breaking all the rules, but that was in advertising!"
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"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."
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'I want a campaign that will fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people all the time.'
"You don't think it's too extreme, do you?"
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The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.
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At the advertising copy department.
'Nobody is marketing to me anymore.'
"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."
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'You are neither tattooed, nor pierced, or have facial hair - how creative can you be?'
"We can longer be deceptive and misleading any more. We can be either deceptive or misleading, but not both."
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"We should appeal to their greed, without, of course, actually appealing to their greed."
"A study showed our ads give people headaches."
"This is the only product claim that legal would allow."
"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."
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'Rather than do additional research, we've hired an ad agency to carpet bomb our competitors with negative ads.'
"And you say we paid the agency how much for this slogan?"
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"So, fifty percent loved the advert!" "That's right...I did, but my wife didn't."
Advertising Agency - "...It was more moving than Martin Luther King's speech. But...will it sell dog food?"
Advertising campaign before product development
"Of course nobody needs one, that's why I called the advertising people in."