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'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
"Those who can't do teach others not to do."
'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'
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Performance reviews in Hell.
Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation
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"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"
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The Sphinx Speaks
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'Who's to say my best friend can't also be my financial adviser?'
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"This is first-quarter projected-earnings report--does it make my butt look big?"
'John's in charge of advising us on ethical matters, but to be honest, I've never had much confidence in him!'
"Now, remember, be the yourself we talked about."
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"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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For More Effective Presentations Avoid Excessive Bullet Points.
'Thank you for your unsolicited parenting advice! In return, I'd like to tell you about a method I know for removing those unsightly age spots.'
"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'
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It's The Miracle Book!
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'The best advice I can give, to a young teacher, is to realize that students will probably forget most of what you say but not how it made them feel.'
'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'
'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'
"Never delegate authority; delegate liability."
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The King and His Real Estate Advisors
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"You don't have to answer that."
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'Here's another rock...you'll find your 'hard place' over there.'