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'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
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'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
'Who's to say my best friend can't also be my financial adviser?'
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"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"
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'Your cholesterol is high. Lay off the sea food.'
'Straight eye for the queer guy.'
'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'
"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."
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'Psst... Tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'
'For fun, let's see if your advice supports what I've already decided to do.'
"That's why we all face into the wind!"
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"'Have it all, Be an executive, community volunteer, a devoted wife and mother,' Good article, you should read this,"
'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'
'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'
'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'
'Try to become as active as your bladder.'
'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'
'Have you tried limping?'
'Take god care of your bacteria! it may well be the only culture you'll ever have....'
'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'
'Try not to be an idiot.'
'My recommendation is to GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!'
'He speaks, but only on the advice of his attorney.'
'Don't talk to any strange lawyers.'