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'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'
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Performance reviews in Hell.
'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'
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Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.
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'Your cholesterol is high. Lay off the sea food.'
'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''
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'Bop him on the nose, Larry! Just bop him on the nose and he'll let go!'
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"Legal advises finger-pointing."
He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.
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"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."
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'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'
'We have one hunter and one gatherer... Everyone else is a consultant.'
'Psst... Tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'
"There's always an element of risk. No one has a crystal ball. OK, I have one, but no one knows how it works."
'Try to become as active as your bladder.'
'Have you tried limping?'
'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'
'Take god care of your bacteria! it may well be the only culture you'll ever have....'
'My recommendation is to GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!'
'Don't talk to any strange lawyers.'
"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"
Going to Hell?
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'Giving back to the community is an excellent tax write-off strategy.'
Stress? Easy to fix. Get a different job and family.