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"Don't make waves."
'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'
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"I said does he or doesn't he have a cleft in his chin?"
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"If you pause for just a beat before 'and the home of the brave,' it helps to sell the bit."
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"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."
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"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"
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The Sphinx Speaks
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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."
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"It's going to be a long trial. Wear a diaper."
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."
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'Thank you for your unsolicited parenting advice! In return, I'd like to tell you about a method I know for removing those unsightly age spots.'
"You next fattened child could be your last."
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'The best advice I can give, to a young teacher, is to realize that students will probably forget most of what you say but not how it made them feel.'
"I'm glad you checked with me, but yes, I think it's safe for you to do the 'Hokey-Pokey.'"
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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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'Your cholesterol is high. Lay off the sea food.'
'Straight eye for the queer guy.'
'Bop him on the nose, Larry! Just bop him on the nose and he'll let go!'
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'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''
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"Remember, son, a man's castle is his home."
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"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
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"If you could give just one piece of advice to those millions of vulnerable young people out there who worship and respect you, what would it be?" "Buy my records."
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