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"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."
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Thank you, Essential Workers
Tags:thank you, thanks, thank yous, gratitude, grateful, gratefulness, essential worker, essential workers, key worker, key workers, first responder, first responders, health care worker, health care workers, doctor, doctors, nurse, farm worker, farm workers, farmer, farmers, delivery worker, delivery workers, delivery driver, delivery drivers, sanitation workers, sanitation worker, transportation worker, transportation workers, journalist, journalists, grocery workers, retail workers, retail worker, pharmacist, pharmacists, advocates, advocate, activist, activists, stay home, save lives, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns
A spider writes "terrific" about a prisoner on death row.
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'Daddy doesn't know why birds migrate. Ask me about ways to avoid probate.'
"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."
Tags:saint patrick, st. patrick, st. patrick's day, saint patrick's day, snake, snakes, ireland, advocate, advocates, advocacy, convince, convinces, convincing, entertain, entertains, entertaining, entertainment, saint, saints, miracle, miracles, miraculous, trick, tricks, tricking, trickery, distract, distracts, distracting
"Hold on now.... They never told me any of this honesty stuff in law school!"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, law school, law schools, dishonest, dishonesty, lying, liar, liars, shifty, attorney, attorneys, honesty, honest, learning, learn, learns, learned, learnt, fabricate, fabrication, fabricates, fabrications, barrister, barristers, advocate, advocates, counsellor, counsellors, fraud, fraudulent, corrupt, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical
"Well, yes, I have been good. In fact, I brought a character witness."
'We're asking for an invasion of privacy class-action suit against birdwatchers.'
'Objection! The Prosecution is attempting to lead the witness!'
'Your Honor, I'd like to request a short recess so I can update my Twitter page.'
'We object to the term 'snail mail'.'
Another tireless advocate for insomniacs.
"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, vote, votes, thanksgiving, advocate, advocates, advocacy, nontraditional, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarianism, interest, interests, special interest, special interests, special interest group, special interest groups, lobbyist, lobbyists, lobby group, lobby groups, carnivore, carnivores
'Permission to treat the witness as hostile!'
"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."
"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"
Tags:devil, devils, hell, bad, dead, teamwork, debate, analysis, position, lawyer, lawyers, argue, philosophy, argument, arguments, avocado, counsel, point of view, attorney, attorneys, case, thought, think, reflect, legal, professions, afterlife, death, evil, law, law and order, social issues, thinking, underworld, religion, satan, solution, solve, problem, problem solving, mind, smart, advocate, education, advice, side, sides, approach
Trial by Media
"I'm running late for my Political Spin class, Julie. We'll talk later in Civil Discord."
Tags:college, university, college girls, class, classes, study, ciriculum, elective, electives, civil discord, protest, protesters, liberal, spin, political spin, politics, political science, revolutionary, agitator, protestor, demonstrate, demonstrator, advocate, rebel, political cause, student, students
Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.
Tags:cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, welfare, safe, save, first, above all, rescue, rescued, priority, prioritise, fire, fires, on fire, firemen, fireman, firefighter, firefighters, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, priority, priorities, human life, human lives, cat lover, cat lovers, animal welfare, cat person, cat people, advocate, advocates, advocacy group, animal lover, animal lovers, save, saves, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, politically correct, political correctness
'In light of your financial situation, I've decided to take on your case anti-bono.'
'They're going to let me be your guardian angel and play devil's advocate, too!'
"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."
"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years."
'Every Night the same dream. I have to file for chapter 11, but can't afford the filing fee!'
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