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"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishment, punishments, escaping, escapee, escapees, prison break, prison breaks, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison reform, advocate, advocates, advocacy, prison guard, prison guards, guard, guards, caught, failed, failure, failures, excuse, excuses
A spider writes "terrific" about a prisoner on death row.
Tags:death row, execution, executions, executor, executors, inmate, inmates, children's lit, children's literature, stay of execution, stays of execution, pardon, pardons, pardoning, capital punishment, spider, spiders, advocate, advocates, advocacy, death penalty, anti-death penalty, opponent, opponents, opposition, children's book, children's books, terrific, prison rights, prisoners' rights
'Daddy doesn't know why birds migrate. Ask me about ways to avoid probate.'
"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."
Tags:saint patrick, st. patrick, st. patrick's day, saint patrick's day, snake, snakes, ireland, advocate, advocates, advocacy, convince, convinces, convincing, entertain, entertains, entertaining, entertainment, saint, saints, miracle, miracles, miraculous, trick, tricks, tricking, trickery, distract, distracts, distracting
"Hold on now.... They never told me any of this honesty stuff in law school!"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, law school, law schools, dishonest, dishonesty, lying, liar, liars, shifty, attorney, attorneys, honesty, honest, learning, learn, learns, learned, learnt, fabricate, fabrication, fabricates, fabrications, barrister, barristers, advocate, advocates, counsellor, counsellors, fraud, fraudulent, corrupt, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical
'We're asking for an invasion of privacy class-action suit against birdwatchers.'
"Well, yes, I have been good. In fact, I brought a character witness."
'Objection! The Prosecution is attempting to lead the witness!'
'Your Honor, I'd like to request a short recess so I can update my Twitter page.'
'We object to the term 'snail mail'.'
"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, vote, votes, thanksgiving, advocate, advocates, advocacy, nontraditional, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarianism, interest, interests, special interest, special interests, special interest group, special interest groups, lobbyist, lobbyists, lobby group, lobby groups, carnivore, carnivores
'Permission to treat the witness as hostile!'
'Do you honestly expect this court to believe, Mr. Chicken, that your only reason for crossing the road, on the night in question, was to get to the other side?'
"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."
Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.
Tags:cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, welfare, safe, save, first, above all, rescue, rescued, priority, prioritise, fire, fires, on fire, firemen, fireman, firefighter, firefighters, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, priority, priorities, human life, human lives, cat lover, cat lovers, animal welfare, cat person, cat people, advocate, advocates, advocacy group, animal lover, animal lovers, save, saves, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, politically correct, political correctness
'In light of your financial situation, I've decided to take on your case anti-bono.'
'They're going to let me be your guardian angel and play devil's advocate, too!'
"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."
'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'
'Every Night the same dream. I have to file for chapter 11, but can't afford the filing fee!'
Business restraining law firms
'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'
'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'
'Yes, Mr Gurkinsky is the lawyer who specializes in advocating employees who are endangered of getting fired because of staying away from work for too long... unfortunately, I haven't seen Mr Gurkinsky for about three weeks...'
The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.