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'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'
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casualty, casualties, emergency room, emergency rooms, a and e, ae, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, kid, kids, anxiety, anxious, mother, mothers, motherhood, childhood illness, childhood illnesses, accident, accidents, nose, noses, cat, cats, pet, pets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweaterNHS Confederation suggests that patients be allowed to register with A&E departments..."Can someone help me I've got a bit of a cough!"
'All we need is something that dissolves superglue.'
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practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers, trickster, tricksters, trick, tricks, superglue, super glue, dissolve, dissolves, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, doctor, doctors, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, physician, physicians, gp, gps, ae, casualty"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."
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adverse event, adverse events, side effect, side effects, clinical trial, clinical trials, trial, trials, drug test, drug tests, drug testing, pharma, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, big pharma, doctor, invisible man, drug trials, clinical investigation, medical research, ae, fda, clinical investigations, food and drug administration"Renovating your bathroom?"
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bath, bathroom, renovate, renovating, build, building, construction, work, worker, home, homes, house, plumber, plumbing, hospital, medical, emergency, doctor, renovation, home improvement, home improvements, diy, accident and emergency, ae"Would you like to buy a raffle ticket?...First prize is a bed on one of the wards."
"It happened at work. The glass ceiling broke."
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er, emergency room, emergency clinic, icu, trauma center, ae, doctors of medicine, medical doctor, symptoms, evidence, outpatient, glass ceiling, glass-ceiling, institutional sexism, sexist, medical emergency, medical emergencies, accident & emergency, women in management, women executives, business hierarchy, women in the workplace, glass ceilingsPatients waiting room - Shark on a diver's head.
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patient, wait, room, shark, diver, divers, patients, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait room, wait rooms, sharks, diving, patient's waiting room, hospital, ae, a e, accident, emergency, accident and emergency, er, emergency room, hospitals, doctors'Don't you realize how irresponsible it is to show up at the emergency room with no insurance? Don't you realize how many people we have to overcharge to make up for this?'
'Sir, for the last two hours your constant cries of pain have been disturbing the other people in the waiting room. Please stop.'
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