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'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'
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'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'
NHS Confederation suggests that patients be allowed to register with A&E departments..."Can someone help me I've got a bit of a cough!"
Clean underwear for sale.
"You the one who got his hand stuck in the elevator?"
'All we need is something that dissolves superglue.'
In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.
"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."
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"Renovating your bathroom?"
A seriously ill Planet Earth being rushed into a Hospital's Emergency room
'Let's see...Lloyd Young...Sat on by elephant...He's in rooms 23, 24 and 25.'
'And could you explain to me EXACTLY how you managed to barbecue your face?'
Emergency box has playing cards for non-emergencies.
Piggy banks with coins stuck up their noses.
"Would you like to buy a raffle ticket?...First prize is a bed on one of the wards."
"It happened at work. The glass ceiling broke."
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Patients waiting room - Shark on a diver's head.
N.H.S.Trust.In box/out box(Resucitate/Do not resuscitate).
Santa Claus stuck in chimney at A&E.
Hospital - "Do you have an appointment."
'At least you've only got a broken nose... I've lost an eye!'
'Perhaps he is. But even hypochondriacs get sick for real.'
'Don't you realize how irresponsible it is to show up at the emergency room with no insurance? Don't you realize how many people we have to overcharge to make up for this?'
'Sir, for the last two hours your constant cries of pain have been disturbing the other people in the waiting room. Please stop.'