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'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'
Thinning the herd.
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'I started a program of aerobics to lose weight. I can feel it working. My fat is being converted to aches and pain.'
'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'
'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'
"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"
'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'
'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'
"No. I mean it's great that horror movies get your heart beating faster, but that still doesn't count as aerobic exercise."
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"Jazzercise, Lido deck, 4 P.M."
"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."
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"This aerobics CD skips."
Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'
'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'
In, Out and Shake it All About.
"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"
Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops
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Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio
"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."
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''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'
"To maximize your wellness, we're going to work out for two hours every day!"
"Sorry, but climbing under your desk to reboot your computer doesn't count as aerobic exercise."
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Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.