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'I started a program of aerobics to lose weight. I can feel it working. My fat is being converted to aches and pain.'
Mike Thins Out The Herd. 'Now kick those hooves up to the sky...and, one, and two, and...'
"To maximize your wellness, we're going to work out for two hours every day!"
"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"
Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.
'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'
'How was aerobics class?'
'Is there any Motown song that you don't use in your aerobics class?'
'Sorry ladies, Aerobics is cancelled. I've done my hip trying a particularly tricky exercise.'
'Tired of bullies kicking sand in his face, Horace enrolled in an aerobics class at the nearest spa.'
An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,
'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'
AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'
Woman with no bra and 2 black eyes - "Hello dear. How was your aerobics class?"
Gerald knew what had to be done. It was time to thin the herd.
"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."