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'I started a program of aerobics to lose weight. I can feel it working. My fat is being converted to aches and pain.'
Mike Thins Out The Herd. 'Now kick those hooves up to the sky...and, one, and two, and...'
"To maximize your wellness, we're going to work out for two hours every day!"
"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"
Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.
'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'
'How was aerobics class?'
'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'
'Sorry ladies, Aerobics is cancelled. I've done my hip trying a particularly tricky exercise.'
'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'
Woman with no bra and 2 black eyes - "Hello dear. How was your aerobics class?"
Gerald knew what had to be done. It was time to thin the herd.