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The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.
'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'
'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'
'I'm sorry captain, he called shotgun...Got us on a technicality.'
'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'
Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.
'Grandpa is showing us how they sent a text when he was a kid.'
'What do you mean you left the keys on your dresser?!'
'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'
'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'
"Don't worry—he surrounds himself with good people."
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Caribbean Airport Security
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"LaGauardia, and hurry - I've got a flight in six hours."
Tags:lagauardia, traffic jam, traffic jams, traffic queue, traffic queues, flight, flights, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, traffic, congestion, taxi, taxis, commute, commutes, airport, airports, taxi cab, taxi cabs, stuck in traffic, businessmen, businessman
"It's my first time up!"
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
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Mary Poppins sighting
'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'
"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
Tags:train, trains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airliner, airliners, flight, flying, scared, transport, transportation, amenities, pointless, unhelpful, useless, pointless, unwanted, unneeded, travel, travels, travelling, comfort, comforts, experience, experiencing, experiences, experienecd, critical, critique, parody, parodies
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
Tags:flight, flights, cockpit, cockpits, pilot, pilots, engineer, engineers, engine drive, engine drivers, train driver, train drivers, train, trains, conductor, conductors, captain, captains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, ominous, worry, worries, fear, fears
"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
Tags:queue, queuing, queues, queued, pushing, queue jumping, queue jumped, board, boarding, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, steward, stewardess, stewards, stewardesses, passenger, passengers, pushing, pushed, push, airport, airports, board, luggage, bag, bags, wait, waiting, line, waiting in line, order, orders, skip, skip the queue
An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park
"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flying, plane, planes, passenger, passengers, seat, seats, window seat, windows seats, window, windows, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, look out, look, looking, mine, possessive, greedy, greed, selfish, controlling, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors
"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."
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"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, passenger, passengers, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, airport, airports, air travel, customer experience, customer experiences, booking, bookings, unhappy customers, dissatisfied customer, dissatisfied customers
A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, luggage, baggage, bag, bags, lost, lost & found, lost and found, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, problem, problems, customer service, service, modern life, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, traveling, travelling