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Shortly after his first victory, the tortoise gets cocky.
"After I won, I came all unglued."
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"If you've eaten the grasshopper, then you've completely missed the point of my story."
Tags:ant, ants, grasshopper, grasshoppers, fable, fables, hard work, hard working, aesop's fable, aesop's fables, ant and the grasshopper, story, stories, moral, morals, knife, knives, twisting the knife, hunger, hungry, eat, eats, eaten, beg, begs, begging, misunderstood, misunderstanding, cruel, cruelty, future, future plan, future planning
"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."
Tags:aesops fabel, aesops fabels, aesop's fable, aesop's fables, mice, mouse, lion, lions, thorn, mouse and lion, the mouse and the lion, surgeon, surgeons, hair transplant, hair transplants, cosmetic surgery, predator, predators, prey, hair loss treatment, hair loss treatments, hair loss, losing hair, vain, vanity, patient, patients
"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"
Tortoise V Hare Enquiry
Nice Guys Finish Last
Tags:nice guys finish last, race, races, hare and the tortoise, the hare and the tortoise, the tortoise and the hare, tortoise and the hare, loser, losers, the loser, last place, coming last, modern attitudes, sexist, misandry, misandrist, misandrists, aesops fable, aesops fables, aesop's fable, aesop's fable, fun run, fun runs
'On your mark, get set...'
"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."
Tags:grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, grandparent, grandparents, grand kid, grand kids, grandchild, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering, tortoise and the hare, hare and the tortoise, aesop's fable, literature
"The 3 major networks have projected a winner..."
Hare versus the Tortoise
Tags:hare, tortoise, race, races, competition, competitions, aesop, aesop's fable, the tortoise and the hare, duel, duels, shootout, shootouts, competitor, competitors, wild west, cowboy, cowboys, wild-west, old west, american west, draw, fastest draw, gun shooter, gun shooters, gunshooter, gunshooters, fable, fables, folk story, folk stories, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology
'I beat the snail. I blew out the sloth. But all anyone remembers is that damn tortoise.'
The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.
"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."
Tags:race, races, athlete, athletes, athletics, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, aesop, aesop's fable, aesop's fables, runner, runners, fable, fables, tortoise, tortoises, trick, tricks, morality tale, morality tales, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, perseverance, persevere, work ethic, hard work, cheat, cheats
The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.
Tags:tortoise, hares, tortoises, aesop's fable, aesop's fables, hare, aesop, aesop's, aesops, fable, fables, moral, morality, tale, teamwork, cooperation, cooperating, cooperate, animals, symbiosis, symbiotic, relationship, hitchhiker, hitchhike, slow, down, relax, relaxation, reading, race, competition, competitive, competitiveness
'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'
Hare using a TV to motivate the Tortoise.
Winning the race against the Hare did boost my self esteem...'
'Look, do you want my help to move or not!'
'Oh yeah, lets invite the Sloth in he says, to make up the numbers, he says.'
'Don't run so fast, please.'
Tortoise and the Hare
'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'
'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'
'Look at them both arguing about the race: Adults are so competitive...'