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"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."
"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"
"When whippoorwills call and evening is nigh I get incredibly thirsty."
"He has intelligence but none of it is actionable."
"Just once I'd like to have my own 'bimbo eruption'."
"At this point in the season I'm ahead of Roger Maris. I'm alive."
"Now that you mention it, Alan, Yes, you are chopped liver."
"The real breakthrough didn't come till I stopped thinking with my tail."
I am ready for my wine.
"Did anyone drop a roll of hundreds? Because I found the rubber band."
It's a snowy evening… I should stop by…
"I am ready for my wine."
"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."
"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"
"That's Doug Benton. One hundred missions in his company jet."
"Can a rising tide list a boat that has a huge hole in the bottom?"
"Want to join our fantasy income league?"
"Really, …. A pipe suits you."
'Dear, we've had a power failure here so I'll be delayed getting home.'
"Re toxing Dave"
Angels after hours.
'What a day! Give me a Scotch and bromo!'
"Gossiping about work at happy hour is not considered overtime."