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"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."
"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"
"When whippoorwills call and evening is nigh I get incredibly thirsty."
"He has intelligence but none of it is actionable."
"Just once I'd like to have my own 'bimbo eruption'."
"At this point in the season I'm ahead of Roger Maris. I'm alive."
"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"
"The real breakthrough didn't come till I stopped thinking with my tail."
I am ready for my wine.
"Did anyone drop a roll of hundreds? Because I found the rubber band."
It's a snowy evening… I should stop by…
"I am ready for my wine."
"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"
"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."
"Actually, we met in the Hamptons this summer. You chased me off your lawn."
"If you like, we can donate the per cent of your total purchase price to out Get Drunk After Work Employee fund."
"That's Doug Benton. One hundred missions in his company jet."
"Can a rising tide list a boat that has a huge hole in the bottom?"
"Want to join our fantasy income league?"
"Really, …. A pipe suits you."
"A funny thing happened to me at work today."
"Re toxing Dave"
'This is the part of the rat race that I don't challenge.'
'What a day! Give me a Scotch and bromo!'
"It feels good to unwind..."