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'Your husband will love this fragrance. It smells like a new electronic gadget.'
"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."
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Sweet Smell of Success $10.
'Why don't you forget about trying to invent the wheel and invent some deodorant?'
"I don't understand, the advert said that that aftershave would have women falling over me!"
'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'
'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'
'I miss the days when you used to wear cologne instead of just rolling in something in the backyard.'
'It's about this aftershave you sold me called 'Pied Piper'.'
Despite pressure from animal activists, Erne's fragrances still believed in testing on animals.
Discovering that he as out of cologne before his big date, Rodney quickly grabbed a can of wildflower scented Raid.
"No, gentlemen...that's not the sweet smell of success. That's the sweet smell of Frank's aftershave."
'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'
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'It's my secret to meeting girls. It covers the odor of school bus with the smell of a new car.'
Dog reaches for Something I Just Rolled In cologne.
'Do you have one called Job?'
"I suspect my wife is seeing another camel. Her hump reeks of Aqua Velva."
'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this it smells of Petrol.'
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'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'
The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
There's no aftershave cologne that smells like success.
'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'
"Careful - the aftershave is flammable."