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"Really, Karen! He's old enough to be your husband."
"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."
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"Ah, to be young again."
Tags:youngster, youngsters, pencil, pencils, old age, old aged, old-age, old-aged, ageing, ageing process, aging process, aging, scribble, scribbles, drawing, drawings, reminisce, reminiscing, reminiscent, reminisce, reminiscing, youthful, youthfulness, generation gap, age gap, age gaps, age-gap, age-gaps, generational gap
"I don't understand it; when I was his age I was out all day abducting..."
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"Sure he's cute. . . but he's just too childish!"
"I'm not as old or as young as you think I am."
"Wilt thou really have this man to be thy wedded husband?"
"You say you've discovered something that can make a man look 10 years younger?"
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"I knew the market was back when I no longer had to date age appropriate women."
"Twenty seven million dollars isn't old."
"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."
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"Maybe the best way we can make Mom see she's too old to have a boyfriend that young is to tell her he's a grape and she's a raisin."
"It's only fair to warn you, 'trouble' is my middle name."
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RETRO DANCE: Todd's misunderstanding of 'retro' begins to sink in.
Tags:faux pas, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, public humiliation, public humiliations, public embarrassment, embarrassment, embarrassed, embarrassing, humiliating, humiliation, humiliations, party, parties, dance, dances, date, dates, age gap, age gaps, age-gap, age-gaps, retro, misunderstanding, vintage, misunderstandings
"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"
'My dear, we were made for each other. You need my money and I need your kidney.'
"I wasn't married to my twenty year old bride for very long, but what a night that was!"
'Perhaps, the groom would like to save time and book his funeral service, while he's here?'
'But if you really were 30 years younger, I'd not have been born yet.'
"He's way too old for her."
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"The age difference doesn't worry me. I just love hearing your stories about your shipping company."
"Why, when I was your age. . . I. . . I. . . I was your age."
"'Till death do you part?"
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"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."
Tags:generations, generation gaps, age gap, age gaps, age-gap, age-gaps, grandparent, granddad, granddads, grandfather, grandfathers, grandkid, grandkids, grandchild, drum solo, drummer, drummers, record, records, music fan, music fans, generation gap, age, grandparents, music, records, drums, drum solos, 1960, the 60s
"Gosh no! I don't only think of you as old. . . I think of you as old and rich!"