Age Discrimination Cartoons and Comics

"You're out, Hodges—it's time to make way for a younger loser."

Too old and too experienced

'I can't believe you'd accuse us of age discrimination. At your age, you ought to know better.'

"This company believes in sustainable development. We don't think yours is."

'Power suits are great for up-and- comers. For you, I recommend the wrongful dismissal suit.'

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."

"My client, age 87, will claim age discrimination if he's not allowed to play."

Old lady being interviewed after ageism law. 'OK Mother. The job's yours.'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Age discrimination in job recruitment.

'I can't remember whether I'm retiring or training today!'

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'This old geezer has an age discrimination suit, your honor.'

"He's filed a lawsuit against us for age discrimination...apparently, he can learn new tricks!"

"Maybe I shouldn't ask where you see yourself in five years."

'Father Time, I feel we have an excellent ageism case...'

'The limousine they sent us has flashing lights and a siren.'

'Of course I can't ask your age during the interview, but see if you remember this song.'

'Would suit a school leaver...I am a school leaver, I left school in 1968!'

"You have a great resume... experience... education... history... but there is one thing we'd like to see that you don't have..." "A birth certificate issued sometime around 1975."

'I'm not worried about ageism - I'm just keeping it real'

'I'm a victim of staff rotation. My husband has been retired at 65.'

'It's the fountain of youth!'