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'75% of our resources are taken up dealing with the aged and infirm...and that's just the staff!'
"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
Tags:modern, modernity, modernize, modern world, modern life, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, retro, out of fashion, old, older, age, ageing, aged, growing old, getting old, mutton dressed as lamb, euphemisms, implied, implication, flatter, flattery, golddigger, gold-digger, taking advantage, club, clubs, clubbing, date, dates, dated, word play, play on words, word-play
"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"
Tags:motorcycle, motorcycles, motor bike, motor bikes, motorcyclist, motorcyclists, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle aged, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, mid life crisis, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithfulness, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, may-december romance, may december romance, may-december, trophy girlfriend, trophy girlfriends, aging, aged, retired, retire
Bill and his pet tortoise
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, cheese, cheeses, cheddar, brie, american, gouda, aged, morbier, torta del casar, gloucester, double gloucester, epoisses, shropshire, blue, omelet, omelette, omelets, omelettes, egg, eggs, breakfast, option, options, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, difficult, customer, customers, patron, patrons, ny, nyc, new york, new york city, brooklyn, park slope
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'
Tags:exercise, exercising, exercises, exercised, weights, lifting weights, weight lifting, strength training, old, older, aged, old man, old men, old person, old people, older person, older people, pensioner, pensioners, inspirational image, inspirational quotes, motivational quote, motivational quotes
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
"I thought they'd hit it off. They're all going through their mid-life crises."
Tags:age, aged, aging, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, middle-age, party, cocktail party, cocktail parties, parties, party conversation, party conversations, introduction, introductions, set-up, set-ups, set up, set ups, fix up, fix ups, fix-up, fix-ups, senior, seniors, children, getting old, getting older
Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!
Tags:age, aged, aging, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, mid-life, mid life, midlife, magazine, mag, magazines, represent, represented, representation, representing, media, media representation, under represented, under, under representation, fearmongering, fear mongering, fear-mongering, scare mongering, scaremongering, scare-mongering, harsh, harsh truths, hard truths, growing, growing old, old, oldness, feeling old, feeling older, men, women, man, woman
David Blaine, Age 60
Tags:david blaine, magic, magician, magicians, magical, illusion, illusions, endurance, enduring, endure, cot, old age, growing, old, aging, aged, guest, guests, uncomfortable, uncomfy, painful, pain, pains, irritate, irritating, guest cot, staying over, entertain, boring, unimpressive, unimpressed, stunt, stunts, ice block, ice blocks, endurance, endurance test, endurance tests, mattress, mattresses, lump, lumps, lumpy
Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult
Tags:phone conversations, phone conversation, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, crank call, crank calls, prank call, prank calls, prank, prankster, pranksters, youth, youths, youthful transgression, youthful transgressions, growing up, grown up, adulthood, growing older, growing old, aging, aged, telemarketing, telemarketer, sales call, sales calls, salesman, salesmen, sales, tele sales, telemarketing call, telemarketing calls, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold callers, working life, working, work, career destiny, career planning, phone calls, telephone calls, telephone call
"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
Before and After.
The More She LEans To Touch Her Toes, The Further Away They Get
Tags:toes, toe, flexible, flexibility, reach, reaching, reaches, yoga, yogi, exercise, exercising, exercised, arm, arms, touch your toes, mat, mats, bend, bending, stretch, stretches, stretching, stretched, feeling, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, image, image, age, ageing, aged, ages, growing, growing old, mid life, middle age, middle aged, healthy, lifestyle, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes
"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."
"Take into account I've probably put on about thirty pounds."
"Something light and fluffy."
"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
Tags:party, parties, wholesome, nice, sweet, commiseration, commiserations, sympathy, sympathies, new year, father time, time, time goes by, happy new year, age, ageing, aged, ages, sweet, parental, paternal, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life
"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."
Tags:senior, senior citizen, seniors, senior citizens, old, age, aging, aged, old age, old aged, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, examination, examinations, health, doctor's office, doctor's offices, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, stress, stressful, worry, worries, diagnosis, diagnose, ailment, ailments, pensioner
'I told you. This is NOT a good age to throw a surprise birthday.'
Comparison list of old age and youth.
Maintenance Fee Party