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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"
"She's had so much work done that she's starting to look like her mother."
"Marie, are you still driving?"
"It cost a bundle, but I can't tell you how much better I feel about myself."
"Well, finally! Gracefully aging no more."
"Honestly, when you get to be my age, they're all dog years."
Man begs near sign: 'Wife needs another face-lift please help'.
Whar do you think. Dear? Is the BOTOX working? 'Oh, no! Why doesn't she just ask me if her butt is too big!'
"Inside every old person is a young person trying to figure out what's happening to them."