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Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.
'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'
How we got here
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'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'
Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.
"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."
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"I don't know if age is just gaining on me or if my adult diaper is slowing me down."
"I make sure I age my whiskey."
How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.
Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.
'I think my teacher is afraid of getting older. I heard her say that when you stop learning you get old. Is that why she goes to college after teaching in school?'
Childhood: Games For People Your Age
Board Games For People Your Age. . .
As you age, your priorities change...
"I may be getting older, but my mind is still as sharp as a...umm...one of those little pointy things!"
"You realise, in cosmological years, we're not very old at all."
'Have you ever thought of having yourself digitally restored?'
Seven ages of man - young, old young, young middle, middle, old middle, young old, old.
"I look forward to getting older, but having to convert to solar is just so embarrassing."
'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'
'Once you're bald, the eyes go next.'
'Wow! We all got fat and bald!!!'
"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"
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'Actually, you're not having a midlife crises. It's a .723 life crises.'
'Sure, you get wrinkles...but your eyesight goes, so you can't actually see 'em!'