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Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
"So, how long have you been old?"
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"You're out, Hodges—it's time to make way for a younger loser."
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'This is an 'old person', or if you want to use the more technical term, a 'bedblocker'.'
"Oh, my God. Old people."
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"Eventually, some of us shrivel."
'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'
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"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."
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"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."
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"What's gray and dumpy and sits on a park bench?"
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"You knew it was a dead-end job when you took it 35 years ago. Why the sudden interest in life?"
'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'
"I better go. The grandkids are euthanizing Doris + me tonight."
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"Sorry 008, nothing for you again..."
'The worst thing about getting old is having to your childrens' advice.'
"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."
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"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."
"Working with the elderly can be challenging... They can be bad tempered and curmudgeonly. I never ask him for anything until he's had his nap!"
"But you're broken, now we need to bring in some young people."
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"Working with the elderly presents a LOT of problems...but she's not allowed to retire until she's 83!"
'Sorry I'm late... my taxi was delayed.'
"They don't have the secrets to anything - they're just old."
"The village wants to add some younger elders."
"They said you retired early. I thought they meant from working here."
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