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Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
"So, how long have you been old?"
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Religion and technology.
"You're out, Hodges—it's time to make way for a younger loser."
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"I was once a very beautiful woman, but forty years of reading the 'Times' has taken its toll."
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'This is an 'old person', or if you want to use the more technical term, a 'bedblocker'.'
"Oh, my God. Old people."
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"Eventually, some of us shrivel."
'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'
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"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."
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"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."
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"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."
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"Do you have this in my age bracket?"
Tags:shopping, shopping centre, shopping mall, mall, clothes, clothing, fashion, age bracket, age gap, sales, salesperson, saleswoman, trends, fashion trends, on trend, consumerism, consumer, customer, customers, client, clients, clientele, fashion industry, style, styles, clothing store, ageism, ageist
"What's gray and dumpy and sits on a park bench?"
Tags:ageism, ageist, ageists, pigeon, pigeons, city, cities, city park, city parks, urban, urban life, city life, central park, vermin, telling a joke, telling jokes, feed the bird, feeding the birds, feed the pigeons, feeding the pigeons, insult, insulting, insulted, insults, park bench, park benches, affront, affronts, affronted, affronting, rude, rudeness
"Can we at least acknowledge the fact of how GENERATIONALLY diverse our board is?"
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"You knew it was a dead-end job when you took it 35 years ago. Why the sudden interest in life?"
'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'
"I better go. The grandkids are euthanizing Doris + me tonight."
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"Sorry 008, nothing for you again..."
'The worst thing about getting old is having to your childrens' advice.'
"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."
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"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."
"Working with the elderly can be challenging... They can be bad tempered and curmudgeonly. I never ask him for anything until he's had his nap!"
"But you're broken, now we need to bring in some young people."
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