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'This is an 'old person', or if you want to use the more technical term, a 'bedblocker'.'
'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'
"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."
Tags:ageing, getting old, getting older, ageism, ageist, ageists, vet bill, vet bills, replaced, replacement, replacements, out of touch, out of date, behind the times, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment
"What's gray and dumpy and sits on a park bench?"
Tags:ageism, ageist, ageists, pigeon, pigeons, city, cities, city park, city parks, urban, urban life, city life, central park, vermin, telling a joke, telling jokes, feed the bird, feeding the birds, feed the pigeons, feeding the pigeons, insult, insulting, insulted, insults, park bench, park benches, affront, affronts, affronted, affronting, rude, rudeness
'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'
"I better go. The grandkids are euthanizing Doris + me tonight."
Tags:grandkid, grankids, grandchild, grandchildren, euthanizing, euthanasia, euthanized, grandma, grandmas, grandmother, grandmothers, granddad, granddads, grandfather, grandfathers, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, assisted suicide, assisted suicides, population control, ageism, ageist, ageists
"Sorry 008, nothing for you again..."
"But you're broken, now we need to bring in some young people."
Tags:fire, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, laying off, boss, office, offices, manager, managers, management, broke, broken, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, young person, young people, youth, youthful, ageism, ageist, ageists, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness
"Working with the elderly presents a LOT of problems...but she's not allowed to retire until she's 83!"
"They don't have the secrets to anything - they're just old."
"Now that the Default Retirement Age has been scrapped we can't get rid of him just because he's a bit old."
Tags:pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, pension adviser, pension advisers, pensions adviser, pensions advisers, retirement fund, retirement funds, pension fund, pension funds, retirement plan, retirement plans, pension plan, pension plans, retirement age, retirement ages, ageism, ageist, ageists, model, models, modelling, underwear model, underwear models
"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."
Tags:ageism, ageist, ageists, age discrimination, getting older, aging, ageing, loyalty, early retirement, early retirements, obsolete, forced out of a job, new management, millennials, secession, succession planning, out to pasture, management, track record, contributions, moving on, forced retirement, forced retirements, office politics, boom to bust, handing over the reins
"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."
"About the date you got for me, Bob - she's old enough to be my ex."
"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."
It can be taken up at any age....
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, golf game, golf games, golf club, golf clubs, golf match, golf matches, birdie, birdies, score card, score cards, score, scores, golfing terminology, golf terminology, sporting terminology, sport terminologies, ageism, ageist, ageists, agist, agists, hobby, pastime, pastimes, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, old age, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, thelwell
"And I think we can set the age limitations aside."
Old lady being interviewed after ageism law. 'OK Mother. The job's yours.'
'Who are you calling ancient?'
'Nobody is marketing to me anymore.'
"What are your plans now that you've outlived your usefulness?"
Tags:fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, ageism, ageist, ageists, behind the times, out of touch, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment
"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."
Tags:ageism, ageist, ageists, unemployment, unemployed, fired, fire, fires, firing, sack, sacks, sacked, sacking, redundancy, redundancies, redundant, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, fifty, fifties, 50s, employment, employments, workplace prejudice, employment prejudice, hr, human resources, personnel
'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'
'I don't trust any TV anchorman under 30.'
Tags:news anchor, news anchors, news anchorman, news anchormen, anchor, anchors, anchormen, anchorman, tv anchor, tv anchors, tv anchorman, tv anchorman, news report, news reporters, journalist, journalists, journalism, reporter, reporters, trust, trust issues, trust issues, ageism, ageist, ageists, grumpy old men, grumpy old man
"Maybe I shouldn't ask where you see yourself in five years."
Tags:age discrimination, ageist, ageists, ageism, agist, agists, prejudice, prejudices, hr, human resources, personnel, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, career, careers, career advancement, career plan, career plans, oap, oaps, senior citizen, senior citizens, pensioner, pensioners, ageing workforce, aging population, ageing population, aging workforce