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'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"
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"When my fifteen minutes of fame come, I want to make sure I capitalize on them."
Tags:15 mins of fame, 15 minutes of fame, agent, agents, agency, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, hopes and dreams, hollywood, actor, actors, acting, career, careers, career goal, career goals, aim high, aiming high, planning ahead, plan ahead, prepare, preparing, preparations, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."
"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, hiring, hr, h.r., human resources, recruiting, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, interview, interviews, job, jobs, position, positions, candidate, candidates, applicant, applicants, prospective, employee, employees, employment, unemployment, work, resume, resumes, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, movie, movies, film, films, studio, studios, cameo, cameos, role, roles, accounting, best, agent, agents, agency, agencies, actor, actors, acting, talent, modern life
"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
Tags:agent, agents, sports agent, sports agents, percentage, percentages, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, representative, representatives, greed, greedy, greediness, give it your all, giving it your all, effort, efforts, money, 110%, fee, fees, bilk, bilks, bilking, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, surcharge, surcharges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden cost, hidden costs
"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"
Snow White and her Seven people.
Tags:snow white, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stylist, stylists, agent, agents, lawyer, lawyers, publicist, publicists, life coach, life coaches, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, pas, accountant, accountants, royal, royals, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, entourage, entourages
"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."
"The stories are false. The names are real to stimulate sales."
Tags:literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, agent, agents, literary agent, literary agents, editor, editors, publishers, publishing, sale, sales, profit, profits, biography, biographical, fake, lie, lies, false
'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'
"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cattle, cow, cows, farm, farms, farmers, farmers, agent, agents, publicist, publicists, talent agent, talent agents, pr, p.r., public relations, manager, managers, piece, pieces, piece of you, famous, celebrity, celebrities, fame, food, dairy, meat, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play
'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'
"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"
Tags:publicist, publicists, writer, writers, author, authors, book, books, book signing, book signings, signing, signings, bad publicist, bad publicists, marketing, advertising, publicity agent, publicity agents, agent, agents, publicity agency, publicity agencies, pr person, pr agency, pr agencies, public relations, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, book store, book, stores, book shop, book shops, bookseller, booksellers, book seller, book sellers
"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"
Tags:animal blooper, animal bloopers, blooper show, blooper shows, tv host, tv hosts, tv presenter, tv presenters, television presenter, television presenters, talent, agent, agents, show business, tv personality, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, ambition, ambitions, serious job, serious jobs, joke, jokes, entertainer, entertainers
Meet the Author and his Agent
A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.
Tags:airport, airports, flying, air travel, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, agent, agents, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, red carpet, red carpets, vip, v.i.p, very important person, vips, v.i.p.s, famous, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, fame, hollywood
"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"
Tags:my people, native american, native americans, native-american, native-americans, american indian, american-indians, hollywood, hollywood culture, actor, actors, actress, actresses, cowboy, cowboys, confusing, confused, play on words, double meaning, word play, your people, western, westerns, agent, agents, team, teams, jargon, hollywood jargon, filming, recording
Game shows for I.R.S. agents.
"No movie deal yet, but Kinko's extremely interested in the idea of making multiple copies of your screenplay."
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"Less roman, more clef."
Tags:literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, roman a clef, roman, clef, agent, agents, literary agent, literary agents, editor, editors, publishers, publishing
Tags:agent, agents, taking a cut, pig, pigs, piglet, piglets, suckling, suckling pig, suckling pigs, suckling piglet, suckling piglets, take a cut, sharing profit, sharing the profit, principle, the principle, farm, farms, farming, farm animal, farm animals, apparent authority, legally empowered, legal empowerment, negotiator, negotiators, represent, representation, representing
"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."
Tags:kaiju, kaijus, movie monster, movie monsters, monster, monsters, branch out, branches out, branching out, actor, actors, agent, agents, hollywood, audience expectation, audience expectations, romantic comedy, romantic comedies, villain, villains, hero, heroes, heroic, movie studio, movie studios, limit, limited, limiting, constrict, constricts, constricting
"That's just my agent - pay him no heed."