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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling
"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco
'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'
"Granted, we're living longer – on the other hand, we're out of it sooner."
Tags:life, living, long life, longevity, life expectancy, age, aging, old age, getting on, getting old, quality of life, low quality of life, old men, old man, grumpy old men, grumpy old man, bar, bars, pub, pubs, out of it, retirement, retire, retired, forced retirement, dementia, alzheimers, memory issues, losing it
"Look! I still fit into my old caterpillar skin."
"For our paper anniversary, he's going to assume my share of the national debt."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, ageing, aging, debt, in debt, paper anniversary, first year of marriage, anniversary, anniversaries, gift, gifts, present, presents, national debt
Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, before it was cool, unsocial, antisocial, anti social, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introversion, lazy, laziness, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, getting old, getting older, behind the times, aging
"Will you still love me when I've metamorphosed into a hideous winge insect?"
Tags:caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, metamorphosed, metamorphosis, metamorphoses, change, changed, aging, age, growing old together, growing old, changing appearances, love, relationship, relationships, long term relationship, long term relationships, insecure, insecurity, insecurities
"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."
Tags:married, marriage, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, old people, old age, aging, ageing, sports fans, fans, fan, sport, sports, baseball, baseball fans, baseball team, professional baseball, retired, retirement, new york, new york city, nyc, queens
"Old is when your daughter announces she's seeing a younger man."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, daughter, daughters, adult child, adult kid, adult kids, father-daughter relationship, father-daughter relationships, relationship, relationships, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, younger, man, men, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age
"Oh, Marty! Our first gray hair!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, gray hair, gray hair, going gray, going grey, hair, middle age, middle aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis
"You're six years old Jason. When I was your age I was eight?"
"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"
"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"
Tags:soap opera, soap operas, daytime tv, daytime television, tv, television, show, shows, prime time, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, elder, elders, elderly, ageing, aging, retired, retire, retirement, argue, argument, arguments, dispute, frustrated, distracting
"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle-aged, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, 24/7, freedom, personal freedom, space, personal space
"Another birthday. I feel like a dinosaur."
"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs"
"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
Tags:drug, drug use, drug user, drug users, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical industry, medication, medications, medicate, medicates, medicating, ssri, ssris, depression, mood disorder, mood disorders, mood, moods, personality disorder, personality disorders, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, change, changes, changing, grow old, grows old, growing old, grow up, grows up, growing up, age, ages, aging, ageing, too much coffee man
"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."
Tags:saints preserve us, god help us, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, plea, heavenly intervention, old age, old people, elderly, elder, elders, ageing, aging, retirement, retired, boulevardier, rich people, wealth, wealthy, rich, wealthy people, fashionable, socialite, socialites, men, man, woman, women, jaywalk, jaywalking, jaywalker, jaywalkers, ticket, traffic ticket, traffic law, traffic laws
"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
"...And it was, like, so bae I literally died."
"So, how long have you been old?"
Tags:ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, old, oldness, old age, old-age, old-aged, ageism, ageist, generation gap, generation gaps, self-conscious, elderly, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, senior, seniors, small talk, small-talk, rude, rudeness, bad manners, rude manners, cocktail party, cocktail parties, socially awkward, social awkwardness
'I'm afraid your lifestyle has caught up with my body.'