Agression Cartoons and Comics

"No presents for you. I'd smash your face...only you're so skinny you might dry up and blow away."

There is a new Peacemaker in town!

'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'

'You mean your big smile is bottled-up aggression? Mine is bottled-up hostility.'

'Are you looking at my bird?'

'I think your problem is lack of self-control.' 'Why, I oughta...'

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

'Then I tried sales. Got canned for coming on too strong.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'

'Take cover! Ernie's gone ballistic!'

And if anyone wants to see me, search them first for sharp objects

Next performance 3.30

Rudeness at the Greeting Card Rack

Red card

'You see, aggressive advertising does work.'

'Are you trying to be funny?'

'Click that remote and I'll kill you.' 'Television is getting more violent!'

'Son, your mother and I didn't bring you up to be aggressive, dishonest and greedy. That said, this company could really do with someone like you.'

'You dissin' me?!!...'

'Do I really need to do the chest-pounding thing? It really hurts you know...'

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

'Oh no...it's a Jehovah's hostile witness.'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'...And any of you tribes that don't like it can get lost!'