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A Mean O' Acid.
Assertiveness training - man answers phone; 'Can I get back to you? How about when I'm darned good and ready?'
'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'
'Take cover! Ernie's gone ballistic!'
Next performance 3.30
And if anyone wants to see me, search them first for sharp objects
Voice coming from beer glass says, 'Care to step oustide, barnacle brains?' Small man explains; 'It's the beer talking.'
'You see, aggressive advertising does work.'
'I can see the headlines...'two bums trampled to death in a type A personality traffic jam!''
'Are you trying to be funny?'
'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'
'I'm pretty sure it's the WWF virus!'
'Do I really need to do the chest-pounding thing? It really hurts you know...'
'...And any of you tribes that don't like it can get lost!'
"He was asking for a fifty quid consultation fee!"
"You'll have to wait, can't you see he's tied up for the moment?"
We're at home...we're alone...can't you let the mask slip?
"Who do you think you are looking at, you bastard?"
Why snails rarely come to blows - A wise guy, eh! Well, I dare you to come over here and say that.
'Works for me.' (picture of big fish swallowing smaller fish.)
Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'
'Gentle Ben'! Sometimes, I wish I could just lash out, but my agent says it would ruin my TV-career...