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'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'
"Legally, we're a farm."
Happiness is doing what you love!"
"The farming chaps aren't too happy about our proposals to muck around with business rates."
"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"
"Farming needs to attract more young people...the average age is nearly 60!"
"Getting more women into farming is essential for our future...so believe me when I say that I'm 100% committed to stamping out sexism...In fact as far as I'm concerned I just want you to think about yourself as one of the chaps!"
"You youngsters will never understand what farming used to be about...you're to cosseted in your hated tractors surrounded your gizmos..."
"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"
"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"
Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.
'Dang, just another scarecrow.'
'I must say, Dean, you're probably the best in your field.'
" - And in farm news, the corn is as high as a elephant's eye."
"You are charged with planting 'Early Peas' entirely too late..."
"Millions of acres of farmland are taken out of production every year...a lot of them by me."
'If I'm learning the farming business inside out,can I learn it on the inside today?'
"We're farmers. We live off what's left of the land."
"We got by without early blight or late blight, but we have better late than never blight."
"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."
"I'm switching the farm from dairy to organic crops only. You'll have to work a lot harder to earn your keep."
Water and agriculture
"According to this, earthworms are man's best friend."