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"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"
Tags:season, seasons, summer, summertime, food, vegetable, vegetables, veggies, tomato, tomatoes, corn, corn on the cob, corn-on-the-cob, talking, discussing, speaking, conversing, topic, topics, theme, themes, fresh, local, produce, incessantly, endlessly, ceaselessly, never stops talking, agriculture, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, market, markets, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques
Iowa: the new fragrance
Tags:religion, religious, church, churches, sign, signs, first, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, agriculture, sect, sects, denomination, denominations, christian, christians, christianity, spiritual, rural, countryside, country
It's a Whole Field of Paisley!
"You've just raided your last patch!"
Tags:animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, food, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, talking, speaking, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, revolver, revolvers, handgun, handguns, aiming, pointing, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, patch, patches, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, security, protection, protecting, agriculture, pest control, pest management, retaliation, retribution, revenge, vengeance, vermin, varmint, crop, crops, stealing, robbing, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, theft, produce, pest, pests, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, raid, raids, raiding
A rabbit peeling a carrot before he eats it.
"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"
Tags:new jersey, tomatoes, tomato, vegetable, vegetables food, pronunciation, pronunciations, english, language, market, markets, roadside stand, roadside stands, farmer's market, farmer's markets, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing, competing, competition, selling, farmer, farmers, agriculture
"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"
Tags:illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, illegal immigration, undocumented immigrant, undocumented immigrants, undocumented immigration, native american, native americans, american indian, american indians, indigenous, indigenous population, indigenous populations, pilgrim, pilgrims, thanksgiving, first thanksgiving, settler, settlers, settling, america, america history, immigrant, immigrants, nation of immigrants, new world, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, hypocrisies, agriculture, agricultural technique, european, european history, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, colonial, colonials, colonialism
A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.
'It's an EIEIO!'
"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."
Tags:rand, ayn rand, randian, randians, objectivist, objectvists, objectivism, mature, maturity, immature, selfish, selfishness, virtue, virtues, grow up, grows up, growing up, pretentious, pretentiousness, libertarian, libertarians, individual, individuality, agriculture, crop, crops, harvest, harvests, harvesting, telltale sign, telltale signs, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, self-interested, philosophy, philosophies, philosopher, philosophers, farmer, farmers, farming
'How's the sponsorship deal going?'
"Cover yourself, woman! Here comes another tour bus."
Tags:west, western, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, tourist, tourists, public exposure, tour bus, tour buses, tourist attractions, overtourism, over tourism, gender issues, front porch, front porches, farmer, farmers, farming, farm, farms, agriculture, isolated community, isolated communities, cover up, covering up, sunbathing, sunbather, naturism
My client is suing you for growing the straw that broke her back.
'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
Tags:brussels sprouts, cows, genes, wishes, fairy godmother, dna, genetic engineering, modern life, agriculture, animals, myths, vegetables, food, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods, self-preserve, self-preservation, wish, wishes, fairy, fairies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, animal rights, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtering, self-interest, self-interested
"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
Tags:gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, redneck, rednecks, hillbilly, hillbillies, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, agriculture, agricultural, barn, barns, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, suburban, rural, father, fathers, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, wife, wives, husband, husbands, relationship, relationships, fatherhood, mother, mothers, motherhood
Discovering One's Roots
"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"
The Dairy of Anne Frank
'I'm not sure what's in that trough, but it's making my first and third stomach turn.'
'Whoa, nice corn rows this year Hank.'