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Wine stewards without borders
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"Wow! I must be dreaming!"
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"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
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"It was only a sigh, but thank you for your concern."
'It's a GPS for busy teachers. It tells you whether you're going or coming.'
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
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'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.'
Victim of dependency - Please don't help.
A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
"What's that, girl? Timmy forgot his password?"
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'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'
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'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'
'Nice try with the scraggly outfits. However, I saw you pull up in the 2007 Mercedes CL 550'
'Help me out!"
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'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'
'The great thing about mindless violence is that it encourages the evolution of mindless altruism.'
'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'
Self-sacrifice to aid others
Ship to Gaza.
"You people are crazy about Batman—ask him."
Disaster relief - the experts arrive.
"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."
Eric Cantor: Let's Make A Deal
'We should rejoice that within a vibrant drug culture every young adult knows how to use a tourniquet.'