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After Dinner at the White House
"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."
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Five Stages of White House Unemployment
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"From here it looks like liver and onions."
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"The government needs to get rid of those entitlement programs."
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"What I did wasn't really influence peddling, it was influence rental."
"Was that 'blah, blah, blah'? Or 'blah, blah, blah, blah'?"
'The governor would like a word with you.'
"But it's helping me learn my math!"
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'... 60 Minutes at 9:00, Green Peace at 10:00, the Tea Party at 11:00 ...'
'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'
'He can't even learn how to use a teleprompter - maybe we could teach him to lip-synch.'
'My job goal is political aide. I majored in finger pointing.'
'I remember when I was high right-hand man.'
'My aide has a great sense of humor, but you'd never guess it from his bed pan delivery.'
'But I'm not ready to retire!'
'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'
'I pay millions for a call centre and I'm listening to a complaint!!'
Nurse's Aide Station
"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."
"That's life in the corporate world. Yesterday I was the company's 'go-to' guy, and today, I'm the 'you go too,' guy!"
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"These dang-blasted gofer holes are a real nuisance, Zeke!"
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