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"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."
Tags:fundraising, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising walk, fundraising walks, do gooder, do-gooders, aids, breast cancer, alzheimers, charity walk, charity walks, modern life, middle class, middle classes, friend, friends, middle age, middle aged, walkathon, walkathons, walkathon fundraiser, walkathon fundraisers, fundraising event, fundraising events
'It's a GPS for busy teachers. It tells you whether you're going or coming.'
'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.'
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
Tags:washington, washington d.c., capitol hill, white house, government, government, politics, politician, politicians, president, presidents, aid, aids, speechwriter, speechwriters, speech, speeches, political, truth, truths, fact, facts, promise, promises, half-truth, half-truths, falsehood, falsehoods, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonesty, dishonesty, ethics, unethical, misleading, corrupt, corruption, scandal, scandals, doctored, official, officials, spin, spin doctor, spin doctors, pr, p.r., public relations, crooked, underhanded, sneaky, hiding, manipulating, manipulative, manipulation, obfuscation, obfuscating, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, modern politics, modern life
A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'
Tags:suture, sutures, number, numbers, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, aid, aids, join, joins, joining, joined, joiner, joiners, intern, interns, trainee, trainees, new technique, new techniques, teaching method, teaching methods, stitch, stitches, stitched, stitching, close to home
'Nice try with the scraggly outfits. However, I saw you pull up in the 2007 Mercedes CL 550'
'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'
'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'
"Blood brothers? You mean mix our blood together? Haven't you heard of hepatitis? AIDS? Ebola?"
Skeleton in the Desert
"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."
Atlas rubbing stains off world.
"Proper flood defences were too expensive."
Tags:flood defence, flood defences, flood defense, flood defenses, flooding defence, flooding defences, flooding defense, flooding defenses, flood, floods, natural disaster, natural disasters, flooding, waterwing, waterwings, swimming aid, swimming, aids, armband, armbands, inflatables, cost cutting
Zimmer frame with a spoiler
The good news is you won't have to worry about global warming if you don't worry about HIV.
"Can I do anything for you besides sending over the wine steward?"
"The government needs to get rid of those entitlement programs."
Tags:entitlement, entitlements, entitled, entitlement program, entitlement programs, welfare, social security, medicare, medicaid, benefits, aid, aids, aide, aides, aiding, subsidy, subsidies, subsidize, subsidizes, subsidized, subsidizing, subsidise, subsidises, subsidised, subsidising, government payment, government payments, definition, definitions, political definition, political definitions
"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."
'It looks like we've created Super Resistant Rat.'