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"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"
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'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'
"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"
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"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."
"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."
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'Everything came back negative.'
'I've been under a lot of pressure, lately, doc.'
'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'
'Good news...the rattling is not in your lungs.'
'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'
'Don't you hate it when there are parts left over?'
'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'
'This operation should remove the swelling in your wallet - I mean, knee.'
'I'm going to refer you to a podiatrist, Achilles.'
'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'
CHRONIC FATIGUE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME.
'You've got the shingles.'
"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"
'I'm afraid there's not much I can do for you now. You should've come in sooner, before you got sick.'
'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'
'Good news! That spot is B-9!'
'I couldn't diagnose this ailment on the internet, so I was forced to come to you.'
'It's kidney stones.'
'Yes, it all comes down to quality of life. An inheritance sure would help.'