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Before the airbag, there was the windbag.
'Hi love, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the airbags work.'
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
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'Don't worry, dad. It's equipped with an air bag.'
"We don't need airbags, I filled the car with marshmallows."
After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.
"The airbag saved you."
Roger's computer crashes.
"The best thing we've ever done is to buy advertising on vehicle airbags."
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'I asked my mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags.'
"Dad, our car doesn't handle too well on ice, but isn't it a comfort to know the airbags work?"
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'Alright, you've won the bet: You do have an air-bag system in case of rough landing...'
'For a little less money, we can offer you a manual inflating air bag.'
'The good news is, the airbag worked perfectly!'
'The airbag is a must for those who insist on texting while walking in crowded areas.'
'How's the new company car?'
'Those airbag things really work!'
'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'
Santa's Flies Safe
"It's a new program that deploys an airbag whenever your computer crashes."
"Of course the airbag would only be activated if he was looking at some girlie site."
"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"