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'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'
Prison on an airplane
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"You don't need to understand—just go get a goddam bicycle pump."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, employee, employees, manager, managers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, deflating, deflate, deflated, deflation, air, air pump, air pumps, bicycle pump, bicycle pumps, tire pump, tire pumps, pump, pumps, inflate, inflation, air, lack of air, balloon, balloons, understand, confused, confusion, office life
Hoping to build on the success of 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Fox debuts 'So You Think You Can Knit?'
"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
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"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
Tags:air traffic control, air traffic, air traffic controller, air, airplane, aeroplane, plane, planes, jet, jets, chaotic, chaos, disaster, disastrous, lazy, laziness, lazily, slob, slobs, feet up, airport, airports, airport control, safety, safe, incompetent, incompetents, cut out for the job, high pressure job, high pressure jobs, relax, relaxed, stress, stressed, stressful, stressing, stresses, relaxes, relaxing
'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'
Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
Tags:telekinesis, telekinetic, psychic, psychics, psychic power, psychic powers, supernatural, super natural, graduate, graduation, congrats, congratulate, congratulations, college, college grad, grad school, university, university, cap, cap and gown, throw the cap, in the air, air, floating, float, floats, visual gag, image gag, visual joke, play on words, word play, word-play, medium, graduation day, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies
A flight attendant reads a magazine on the jump seat and there is a bullwhip above her head.
At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.
Tags:dung, beetle, beetles, bug, bugs, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, plumbing, plumber, plumbers, insect, insects, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, block, blocked, blockages, sabotage, saboteur, sabotages, sabotaging, service, services, air, airs, enquiry, enquires, complains, complaint, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Tags:balloon, balloons, air, man, manned, launch, launches, launched, launcher, launchers, electricity, electric, electrics, static, statics, rub, rubs, stuck, stick, sticks, sticking, problem, problems, discovery, discovers, discover, discoverer, discoverers, accident, accidentally, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."
"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"
Tags:wake, wakes, wake up, waking up, husband, husbands, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, complains, irritation, irritations, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, gripe, gripes, griping, irritating, annoying habit, annoying habits, air, airs, airing, problem, problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
'Ladies and gentlemen, the seat belt sign is on, however, you may see flight attendants up and about...'
'An inconvenient truth meets an all-too convenient one.
'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'
'When I press this, the stewardess announces what I've done - and one doesn't often get that level of female attention.'
'I'm out of air, the shark has my leg,I have the bends, you can be such a whiner!'
A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus
'I told him not to install central air.'
'Now remember, you have enough water for half an hour, then you'll have to come down.'