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Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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"Isn't this nice? You're in the Air corps and I'm a volunteer airplane spotter."
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"And that one shoes my frequent-flier miles.
'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'
"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."
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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
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A pilot flies a kite.
"I have more underneath."
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"That, of course, is the military solution."
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(General admission) (Private screening)
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'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'
'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'
"Request an extended leave to regroup myself, sir. I've been feeling a bit soft on Communism lately."
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"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."
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The Flying Lawn Tigers.
"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."
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"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."
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'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'
'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'
"Get in step."
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"She's a lover, not a fighter."
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"You can't have it both ways, kid."
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