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"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."
Tags:aeroplane safety demonstration, aeroplane safety demonstrations, airplane safety demonstration, airplane safety demonstrations, pre-flight safety demonstration, pre-flight safety demonstrations, safety demonstration, safety demonstrations, flying, flight, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardess, air host, air hostess, air hostess, self conscious, self consciousness, stare, staring
"There are no longer seats in tourist, sir."
Tags:planes, plane, airplane, airplanes, jet, jets, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, airplane travel, aeroplane travel, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, holiday maker, holiday makers, vacationers, travelling abroad, vacation abroad, holiday abroad, overtourism, over-tourism, air host, air hostess, air steward, air stewards, air hosts, air hostesses, crowded, packed, peak-season, peak season, holiday season, travel industry, travel-industry, shoulder season
"The loud engine might wake her up. Can you ask the pilot to turn it off?"
Tags:baby, babies, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, light sleeper, light sleepers, engine, engines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, loud noise, loud noises, noisy, loud engine, loud engines, air travel, flight attendant, flight attendants, air host, air hosts, stewardess, stewardesses, pilot, pilots, entitled, entitlement, request, requests, shut off engines, wake, wakes, waking, awaken, awakens, awakening
"There are no seats left together on the flight, but maybe if you make pouty faces at me I can magically add more chairs to the airplane."
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, boarding, board, attendant, attendants, air host, air hostess, air, air hosts, air hostesses, customer, customer service, annoy, annoyed, annoying, sarcasm, sarcastic, pouty, pouting, pout, seats, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, check-in, check in, airport, airports, frustration, frustrating
First Class Pooch
Tags:first class, first-class, dog, dogs, pooch, pooches, hound, hounds, pet, pets, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, airliner, airliners, jet, jets, host, hostess, air host, air hostess, cocktail, cocktails, luxury, luxuries, high society, upper class, upper crust, fine dining, fly, flight, flights, flying
'Elbow, twelve o'clock!'
"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"
"The garlic fries were free, OK?"
"So where are you off to today Wanda?" "......ummmmm......."
Tags:jetlagged, jetlagged comic, flight attendant, flight attendants, air travel, air host, air hosts, air hostess, air hostesses, stewardess, stewardesses, stupor, stupors, haze, hazes, daze, dazed, dazes, travel, travels, travelling, traveling, airport, airports, remember, remembers, remembering, memory loss, amnesia, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, tired, wiped out
"In preparation for landing. Please turn off your phones, raise your tray tables, turn your pockets inside out and lift your feet 3 inches off the ground."
Tags:flight attendant, flight attendants, flight, flights, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air host, air hostess, air hostesses, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, sense of humour, sense of humor, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers
"We made this one extra frothy."
"Think we'll still make happy hour?"
Tags:jetlagged, jetlag, airline, airlines, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, planes, airplane, plane, happy hour, happy hours, breakdown, breakdowns, air host, air hostess, air hosts, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air steward, air stewards, drink, drinks, cheap drink, cheap drinks, late, lateness
The origin of flight attendants.
"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."
'You may get up and collect your carry-ons as soon as I'm timed out and illegal to work tomorrow.'
'Thanks again for flying with us and have a Happy New Year! Er-I mean Happy Valentine's Day! Wait, that's not right either...hand on, let me check what month we're in...'
'Catching lunch again Steward?'
'Don't worry! Those who suffer from permanent flight attendant face also live healthy, productive lives.'
'And stay out!'
'In business class the veggie meal is veal.'
'And in case of emergency adult diapers will drip down for two dollars each.'
'My wife doesn't understand me...'
"It'll fit in a minute."
Tags:flight attendant, flight attendants, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air host, air hosts, air stewards, cabin crew, flight crew, travel, jetlag, aviation, commercial aviation, jetlagged, customer service, bag, baggage, luggage, carryon, carry-on, passenger, plane, airplane, chainsaw, cut, cutting, violent