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'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'
'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'
"We have no more wine from California. Would you like some maple syrup from Vermont?"
Tags:air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, wine, california, vermont, maple syrup, local product, local products, local speciality, local specialities, food, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, meal service, meal services, sold out, gone, no more, replacement, replacements, substitute, substitutes
Man looking at a notice on an airplane that reads "Please do not throw food on the floor".
Tags:air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, meal service, meal, meals, food, do not, don't, please, throwing food, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, notice, notices, announcement, announcements, clean, cleanliness, making a mess, messy, mess, transportation
'Attention, passengers. Could everyone seated next to a window please stick your arms out and flap like crazy.'
Tags:aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, passenger, passengers, flap, flaps, flapping, flapped, fly, flies, flying, flew, air hostess, air hostesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, announce, announces, announcing, announcement, announcements, wing, wings, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."
Tags:aeroplane safety demonstration, aeroplane safety demonstrations, airplane safety demonstration, airplane safety demonstrations, pre-flight safety demonstration, pre-flight safety demonstrations, safety demonstration, safety demonstrations, flying, flight, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardess, air host, air hostess, air hostess, self conscious, self consciousness, stare, staring
"You must be in seat 2D."
Airline- The Restaurant
Tags:airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, airplane food, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aeroplane food, bad food, no choice, veggie option, vegetarian option, vegetarian options, air hostess, air hostesses, plane, planes, plane food, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, waiter, waiters, modern life, hostess trolley, hostess trollies
Sign says 'If you can still read this you ordered too many beverages.'
'One bag per person, Sir.'
'Honey, are you going to locate the exits every morning?'
"Sorry, sir, zone five doesn't board."
Tags:boarding pass, boarding passes, boarding order, boarding lounge, boarding lounges, priority board, priority boards, priority boarding, air hostesses, air hostess, airport, airports, airline, airlines, departures lounge, departures lounges, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, travel plan, travel plans
'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'
Multiple panels showing a flight attendant's luggage on different lengths of a working trip.
'Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be pulling up the beverage cart momentarily...please ensure to tuck in your elbows, knees, toes, shoulders, feet, ankles, hips, shins, buttocks, backs, calves, heads, necks, faces, bags, laptops, shoes, loose change, purses...
'I hear you work for the airlines. I bet you'd love to know about all of my horrific flying experiences...'
'Mind the gap...oh yeah, and the crocodiles!'
'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'
"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."
Tags:flight, flights, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, businessman, businessmen, passenger, passengers, first class, top class, comfort, comforts, bag, bags, rubbish bag, rubbish bags, exclusive, exclusively, exclusivity, trash, trash bag, trash bags, expensive, ticket, tickets, moneys worth, moneys worth, assure, assures, assuring, air hostess, air hostesses
"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
Tags:air travel, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airport, airports, flying, flight attendant, flight attendants, flight stewardess, flight stewardesses, air hostess, air hostesses, flying crew, crew, crews, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, landing, landings, crash landing, crash landings, bad landing, bad landings, rough landing, rough landings, bad pilot, bad pilots, can't fly, crash, crunch, cereal, breakfast cereal, cereal character, cereal characters, word play, wordplay
'Uh-oh, here comes the all-nighter crew.'
"...And lastly, do not block the aisle when being dragged off the plane!"
"And in the event of a water landing, I'll start screaming my f*****g head off."
Tags:cabin crew, cabin crews, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air crew, air crews, water landing, water landings, unprofessional, panic, panics, panic attack, panic attacks, professional manner, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes
"You can unfasten your seatbelt now, Howard, and move about the cabin at will."