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"We have no more wine from California. Would you like some maple syrup from Vermont?"
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, wine, california, vermont, maple syrup, local product, local products, local speciality, local specialities, food, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, meal service, meal services, sold out, gone, no more, replacement, replacements, substitute, substitutesMan looking at a notice on an airplane that reads "Please do not throw food on the floor".
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, meal service, meal, meals, food, do not, don't, please, throwing food, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, notice, notices, announcement, announcements, clean, cleanliness, making a mess, messy, mess, transportation'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'
"...And lastly, do not block the aisle when being dragged off the plane!"
"And in the event of a water landing, I'll start screaming my f*****g head off."
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cabin crew, cabin crews, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air crew, air crews, water landing, water landings, unprofessional, panic, panics, panic attack, panic attacks, professional manner, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."
"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."
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frequent flier, frequent fliers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, perk, perks, flight, flights, airport, airports, departure lounge, departure lounges, departure, departures, lounge, lounges, airline, airlines, customer reward, customer rewards, air hostess, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, customer perk, customer perks, loyal, loyalty, customer, reward, rewards, loyalty points, flight, flights, delay, delays, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes"And for your dinner, sir, will it be 'Gourmet' or 'Bon Appetit'?"
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, airplane food, aeroplane food, plane food, meal, meals, food, gourmet, bon appetit, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, dinner, mealtime, mealtimes'Please pay attention as the stweardess demonstrates our procedure for dealing with rowdy passengers.' (She wields baseball bat)
"In preparation for landing. Please turn off your phones, raise your tray tables, turn your pockets inside out and lift your feet 3 inches off the ground."
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flight attendant, flight attendants, flight, flights, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air host, air hostess, air hostesses, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, sense of humour, sense of humor, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers"Hey buddy, I ordered from her first!"
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jetlagged, jetlag, airline, airlines, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, difficult customer, difficult customers, demanding customer, demanding customers, overworked, overwork, overworks, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, customer service, customer satisfaction"Sir, cart's coming through. Please tuck in your legs!"
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jetlagged, jetlag, zombie, zombies, monster, monsters, undead, corpse, corpses, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, hospitality cart, hospitality carts, food catering, catering, flight etiquette"Let the epicurean feast commence."
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air travel, flying, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, food, airplane food, airline food, plane food, first class, business class, economy class, epicurean, feast, feasts, airline meals, airplane meals, meal, meals, eating, dining"Think we'll still make happy hour?"
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jetlagged, jetlag, airline, airlines, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, planes, airplane, plane, happy hour, happy hours, breakdown, breakdowns, air host, air hostess, air hosts, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air steward, air stewards, drink, drinks, cheap drink, cheap drinks, late, lateness'We've just crossed the International Date Line - have ANOTHER nice day!'