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"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."
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"You must be in seat 2D."
"If you are travelling with small children or if you just need a little extra time, we invite you to board the aircraft at this time."
Tags:travel, travels, traveling, traveled, travelling, travelled, air travel, airport, airline, boarding, board, boarding airplane, airport gate, airport terminal, airport terminals, gate, gates, announcement, announcements, gate announcement, gate announcements, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, sheepherder, sheepherders, herd, herds, herd of sheep, farmer, farming, farmers, sheep farming, sheep farmers, sheep farmer, passenger, passengers, airline passenger, airline passengers, gate agent, gate agents, flight attendant, flight attendants, air steward, air stewards, airline, airlines
'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'
'Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be pulling up the beverage cart momentarily...please ensure to tuck in your elbows, knees, toes, shoulders, feet, ankles, hips, shins, buttocks, backs, calves, heads, necks, faces, bags, laptops, shoes, loose change, purses...
'Mind the gap...oh yeah, and the crocodiles!'
"... and after depositing $10, a mask like this will drop from the dispenser..."
Tags:flying, air travel, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, budget airline, budget airlines, extra charges, hidden charges, hidden charge, extra charge, safety demonstration, safety demonstrations, oxygen mask, oxygen masks, flight attendant, flight attendants, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess
"...And lastly, do not block the aisle when being dragged off the plane!"
"And in the event of a water landing, I'll start screaming my f*****g head off."
Tags:cabin crew, cabin crews, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air crew, air crews, water landing, water landings, unprofessional, panic, panics, panic attack, panic attacks, professional manner, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes
'What are the dinner choices?'
"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."
Tags:frequent flier, frequent fliers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, perk, perks, flight, flights, airport, airports, departure lounge, departure lounges, departure, departures, lounge, lounges, airline, airlines, customer reward, customer rewards, air hostess, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, customer perk, customer perks, loyal, loyalty, customer, reward, rewards, loyalty points, flight, flights, delay, delays, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes
"There are no longer seats in tourist, sir."
Tags:planes, plane, airplane, airplanes, jet, jets, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, airplane travel, aeroplane travel, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, holiday maker, holiday makers, vacationers, travelling abroad, vacation abroad, holiday abroad, overtourism, over-tourism, air host, air hostess, air steward, air stewards, air hosts, air hostesses, crowded, packed, peak-season, peak season, holiday season, travel industry, travel-industry, shoulder season
'In the event the cabin loses pressure, masks will automatically drop from above, providing oxygen--at $5.95/minute.'
Breaking up with a flight attendant
'As the plane is about to crash, we're offering passengers a complimentary drink.'
"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"
"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"
"In preparation for landing. Please turn off your phones, raise your tray tables, turn your pockets inside out and lift your feet 3 inches off the ground."
Tags:flight attendant, flight attendants, flight, flights, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air host, air hostess, air hostesses, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, sense of humour, sense of humor, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers
"We made this one extra frothy."
"Yeah, I can't make it in today. I've some kind of weird red rash all over my body."
Tags:jetlagged, layover, layovers, air steward, air stewards, flight attendant, flight attendants, flight, flights, airline, airlines, rash, rashes, hooky, playing hooky, skiving off, skive, skives, skived off, skiver, skivers, sick day, sick days, sunburn, sunburns, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, lay-off, lay-offs
'For the last time, sir, we'll be serving peanuts shortly.'
"Think we'll still make happy hour?"
Tags:jetlagged, jetlag, airline, airlines, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, planes, airplane, plane, happy hour, happy hours, breakdown, breakdowns, air host, air hostess, air hosts, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air steward, air stewards, drink, drinks, cheap drink, cheap drinks, late, lateness
"Just look at all these open seats! Can I sit anywhere?"
'We've just crossed the International Date Line - have ANOTHER nice day!'