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"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
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The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller
Believe me VHT=003. You are too low!!
"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"
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On the plus side, folks, we should have you on the ground way, way ahead of schedule...
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"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"
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Hair traffic controller.
"I can't fly - but neither can you."
"I'm an air traffic controller. Please don't ask 'What's up?'"
An air traffic controller is startled when an airplane comes out of his radar screen.
'Well? How was the flight?'
Small planes, fine...but I'd be a bit more careful with big planes.'
'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'
'Having a zillion Santa's helpers on the ground is fine, but when they all take to the air, it's an air traffic nightmare.'
A prang of pilots
'Oui, I'm from France! Why do you ask?'
Air traffic controller asks 'what's up?'
Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.
'Would you circle the airport again, please?'
" Look, I've been circling this light for ages..."
Church urges rethink on air traffic control
"Air traffic controller! That's a strange ambition for a penguin isn't it?"
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