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'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'
'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'
'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'
'Once again she'd been seated next to a crying baby, but this time Mara was fighting back.'
'Would you mind switching seats with me... I'm actually terrible at parallel parking.'
On second thought, let's de-ice the wings.
For years pilots grumbled about the runway, so airport management was surprised by the grumbling when they finally fixed the problems.
'I've outlived another airline.'
'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'
A Simplified Map Airport Map
'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'
'What do you expect - he's a drone.'
Sisyphus at the airport.
'I told you this was a stupid design!'
In the event of a water landing, this seat cushion may be used as a flotation device... you can also use it for a pillow fight... and maybe a dog bed... but only for a small dog.
'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'
BA apologise for abnormal delays - normal delays will be resumed as soon as possible.
Flights around the world and flights to Israel
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'Look Xnortk! The creatures of this planet have such primitive air travel! They'll offer us little resistance against out superior technology!!'
"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"
'We have a problem, Bob! All the passengers back there are on the wrong plane. Even the attendants are on the wrong plane. Hey, wait - you're not Bob.'
Air Travel By Pterodactyl
'Now that we've boarded our first class, priority, gold priority, business class, premium and gold star passengers - is there anyone else left?'
'It's a BAA break down.'
No delays, No cancellations, No queues - 'Look! The protesters have caused chaos!'