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Cow on the Luggage Carousel
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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Wee Folks Daycare
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"One vegetarian meal, one vegan meal, and one box of eucalyptus leaves."
Bo Peeps sheep looking for her in airport.
"The guy in 2A looks a little sketchy to me."
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"I think this whole 'allowing dogs on airplanes' situation is getting a little out of control!"
Porcupine about to sit next to skunk on airplane.
'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'
"Me? I'm the flight recorder."
"The government has sent some guidelines as to how we can cut our carbon footprint down....cut back on First Class air travel!"
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'It was shocking, the noise, the squalor. I saw people in complete despair, lost bereft of hope. And that was just at the airport.'
"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."
'Are your ears popping?'
'So where are you going?'
Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.
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"We taxied all the way here. I need $340.00."
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"My colleague would like a seat by the window. He also wants to know if you serve treats. I mean snacks."
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Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.
"Ladies and gentlemen: because of a few small financial reverses, we'll be flying 'belly up' today."
Excess Baggage: If airlines are so concerned about on-time performance that they won't hold your connecting flight for 5 minutes, then why do they never arrive on schedule?
Excess Baggage: You used to really look forward to those business trips. Now any more.
"... and there's a nominal fee for that emotional baggage."