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Death Decides Not To Take A Holiday
'The good news is that we've left the gate. The bad news is that they figure we'll be able to watch Titanic one more time before takeoff.'
'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'
"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"
"I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we'd have to take a kidney right here and now."
London only $59 (1/8 of the way)
"Your latte and scone cost more than our airfare."
The Latest Advancement In Inexpensive Air Travel...
"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."