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"This information is on a need-to-know basis and Ferguson, God bless him, doesn't need to know."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, secret, secrets, secret information, classified, classified information, need-to-know, village idiot, airhead, airheads, space cadet, space cadets, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, simpleton, simpletons, smiling, dummy, dummies
"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."
Tags:bouncing, ball, strange, perspective, perspectives, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, village idiot, airhead, airheads, space cadet, space cadets, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, simpleton, simpletons, smiling, dummy, dummies
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
Tags:pretty boy, pretty boys, crush, crushes, airhead, airheads, jock, jocks, good body, good bodies, teen, teens, teenager, teenage, attractive, attractiveness, pretty, handsome, date, dates, dating, college, frat, frats, frat boy, frat boys, fraternity, fraternities, dumb, stupid, idiot, unintelligent, moron, hook up, hooks up, hooking up
"I may be an empty suit now Crawford, but twenty years ago I was an empty leisure suit."
"The Mind Of Whiskers."
Tags:cat, cats, thought bubble, thinking, stupid cat, blinking, blink, thought, thoughts, slow cat, thought bubbles, the mind of a cat, mind, minds, intellect, simple cat, tabby, tabbies, tabby cat, empty headed, empty-headed, thoughtless, whiskers, airhead, air head, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers
The anatomy of the brain of an idiot.
Tags:brain, brain anatomy, human anatomy, parts of brain, brains, cross section, cross sections, bad traits, bravado, lie, lier, liers, cheat, cheater, cheaters, judas, evil, bad intentions, idiot, idiots, empty headed, airhead, trump, trumps brain, brain of trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump
'...You think my girlfriend's an airhead, don't you?!'
"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."
Headless guy buys a balloon.
Man with a balloon head.
'Watch out! She's a complete airhead!'
"Do you believe fish is brain food?"
'Nobody can splish-splash, like I splish-splash.'
'I just had the most amazing conversation about amazing conversations.'
'No, really, what's so funny?'
'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'
"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."
Tags:aging, memory lapse, memory loss, memory problem, memory problems, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, absent minded, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, gun fight, gun fights, gun-fight, gun-fights, absentminded, amnesia, airhead, ok corral, cowboy, cowboys, gun duel, dueling, unprepared, readiness, not prepared, not ready, outlaw, outlaws
"I found the perfect website for the employees with too much space between their ears. It's called 'spacebook'."