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"This information is on a need-to-know basis and Ferguson, God bless him, doesn't need to know."
"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
"I may be an empty suit now Crawford, but twenty years ago I was an empty leisure suit."
Lady to other: 'Not the screen, silly - you put the white-out on the CD!'
'...You think my girlfriend's an airhead, don't you?!'
"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."
This Mind Intentionally Left Blank
Headless guy buys a balloon.
Man with a balloon head.
'Watch out! She's a complete airhead!'
"Do you believe fish is brain food?"
'Nobody can splish-splash, like I splish-splash.'
'I just had the most amazing conversation about amazing conversations.'
Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'
"I found the perfect website for the employees with too much space between their ears. It's called 'spacebook'."