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"This information is on a need-to-know basis and Ferguson, God bless him, doesn't need to know."
"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
Lady to other: 'Not the screen, silly - you put the white-out on the CD!'
'...You think my girlfriend's an airhead, don't you?!'
"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."
Headless guy buys a balloon.
Man with a balloon head.
'Watch out! She's a complete airhead!'
"Do you believe fish is brain food?"
'Nobody can splish-splash, like I splish-splash.'
'I just had the most amazing conversation about amazing conversations.'
Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'