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"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
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Tags:budget cut, budget cuts, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, flight, flights, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, cabin crews, air travel, air travels, air travelling, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures, meal, meals, in-flight meal, in-flight meals
"Group Five May Now Board"
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'When I press this, the stewardess announces what I've done - and one doesn't often get that level of female attention.'
"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."
Ping Pong Airport
"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"
Tags:flight control, flight controls, flight controller, air traffic, air traffic control, air traffic controls, santa, santa claus, sleigh, sleighs, deliver, delivers, delivering, present, presents, gift, gifts, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, airplane, airplanes, jet engine, jet engines, sucked into a jet engine, jet intake, reindeer, delivery, deliveries, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, christmas eve
"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."
First Class Pooch
Tags:first class, first-class, dog, dogs, pooch, pooches, hound, hounds, pet, pets, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, airliner, airliners, jet, jets, host, hostess, air host, air hostess, cocktail, cocktails, luxury, luxuries, high society, upper class, upper crust, fine dining, fly, flight, flights, flying
Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.
Tags:pilot, pilots, passenger, passengers, airplane, airplanes, air mail, air delivery, air deliveries, jet, jets, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, fly, flies, flying, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, travel, travels, air travel, air travels, sight gag, sight gags, mail, letter, letters, envelope, envelopes, stamp, stamps
"Mom - what the hell was the jet set?"
Tags:cattle car, cattle cars, air travel, airport, airports, jet set, jet setter, jet setters, jet setting, luxury, first class, upper class, coach, economy, economy class, flying coach, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, busy, bustle, hustle, crammed in, jammed in, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, stress, stressful
'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'
'So, what's the official explanation for this one?'
"I think you're right Bob, it does look like the mechanic.....that's odd, I think he wants us to land the plane."
'I'm sure it wasn't one of your missiles, dear.'
'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'
'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'
'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'
Pilot pushes wrong button and a Jack in the Box jumps out.
'Sorry, folks, but the Pilots' Association has called for a walk out.'
'Everyone remain buckled in until we hit the water!'
Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.
'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'