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"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
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Tags:budget cut, budget cuts, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, flight, flights, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, cabin crews, air travel, air travels, air travelling, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures, meal, meals, in-flight meal, in-flight meals
Airliner passenger sees mechanic reading book on how to repair the engines.
"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"
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First Class Pooch
Tags:first class, first-class, dog, dogs, pooch, pooches, hound, hounds, pet, pets, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, airliner, airliners, jet, jets, host, hostess, air host, air hostess, cocktail, cocktails, luxury, luxuries, high society, upper class, upper crust, fine dining, fly, flight, flights, flying
Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.
Tags:pilot, pilots, passenger, passengers, airplane, airplanes, air mail, air delivery, air deliveries, jet, jets, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, fly, flies, flying, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, travel, travels, air travel, air travels, sight gag, sight gags, mail, letter, letters, envelope, envelopes, stamp, stamps
"Mom - what the hell was the jet set?"
Tags:cattle car, cattle cars, air travel, airport, airports, jet set, jet setter, jet setters, jet setting, luxury, first class, upper class, coach, economy, economy class, flying coach, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, busy, bustle, hustle, crammed in, jammed in, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, stress, stressful
"I'm sorry, Sir, but you can't change seats to et away from a problem child, if that child is yours."
Tags:airliners, airline, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, airplane, seat change, seat changes, problem child, problem children, air hostess, air stewardess, flight, flights, family life, family-life, families, children, unruly children, airplanes, flight attendants, changing seats, get away from
'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'
'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'
Pilot pushes wrong button and a Jack in the Box jumps out.
'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'
'Sorry, folks, but the Pilots' Association has called for a walk out.'
Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.
'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'
"I wonder where they nest..."
How to catch a terrorist
'My wife doesn't understand me...'
"Isn't it great how everyone's saying how air travel leaves a big carbon footprint? Now I can stop being depressed and instead feel self righteous about never being able to afford an exotic vacation!"
Tags:vacation, vacations, holidays, holiday, climate crisis, carbon emissions, environmentalist, environmentalists, carbon footprint, global warming, climate change, air travel, jet travel, airliners, virtue signalling, low income, working poor, overseas travel, exotic vacations, depression, climate change, silver linings, self righteous, self-righteous, self righteousness
"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"
"I can't say I have a whole lot of confidence in pilots on casual Fridays."
Tags:air travel, airplane, aircraft, airliner, pilot, jet, jetliner, passenger jet, casual fridays, casual friday, dress-down friday, dress-down fridays, dress down friday, dress down fridays, pilots, piloting, airliners, airline, airlines, aircrafts, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes
"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"
"Maybe they've oversimplified the cockpit controls."